A corporation that cares
We aren’t like other corporations
We pride ourselves on not just focusing on profits and products – but everything else in this world. We want to have an opinion about everything as long as it means a more handsome profit margin.
Effective in the first week of February, Globe Media Holdings released Social Justice United from our roster of brands. The absent founder Dustin returned and, without
That’s right, we hire women.
We are destroying the glass ceiling.
We don’t care about the “status quo”. At Globe Media Holdings, we don’t just hire men – we hire less efficient staff as well. It’s not just about money, it’s about family.
Based on 2022 hiring projections, we will need to raise the consumer price index to reflect new bathrooms.
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Do you need money? Would you be okay with paying for that money with more money later on?
We provide our clients with a range of immediate cash infusions with minimal interest rates around 27.99% APR
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We provide wallet services that allow you to keep your funds secure and ready for withdrawal as long as you give us 3 days notice.
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Empowering brands that suck
We don’t care about morality and integrity
We aren’t burdened with consciences. Our brands are inflammatory and unhinged but that’s only because we are trying to further our Democratic agenda. I mean… the Republicans… yes, the Republicans are the ones to look out for.
If you have a brand that you think would be good for a holding company that doesn't care about the devaluation of this country and its society, don't hestitate - call us now!